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Game 4 Thoughts...

- I tried to start a rumor that D-Wade sucked because he has swine flu. An AP reporter attempted to help me with this. He's cool.

- I walked by Stephen A. Smith, and since he is recently unemployed, I decided making a cheez doodles joke would be mean and I passed on it.

- Jermaine O'Neal tried to dip out of the locker room, but a reporter asked him a question and soon the usual gaggle assembled around him. I would try to dip out too if I let Zaza Pachulia grab 18 rebounds.

- You probably saw that Shawn Marion was there and wearing black. You probably didn't see that he chatted with the people who usually hang around the Heat bench, security, fans and the like. He seemed like a really nice guy.

- Dick Stockton looks vaguely like some sort of demon creature in person and Mike Fratello's hair is on par with Jimmy Johnson's.

- Cheryl Miller is tall, but not that tall. You have to remember that NBA players are generally 2 inches shorter than listed.

- Mike Woodson's reactions when Josh Smith shoots jump shots are hilarious.

- In the beginning of the game, Jamaal Magloire was pacing about the sideline like he was the head coach. Pretty funny. He's the best cheerleader in the bulding.

- The Hawks actually pay attention in their huddle. I always thought they were the kind of team that watched the timeout entertainment.

Thats all I can remember. Someone get Wade a new back.

Guest Writer - Chaim4life - 4.28.09